The world's largest Thanksgiving turkey was on display at a fair. Everyone was admiring it when suddenly a woman ran up and shot the turkey and left. Everyone knew her yet nobody made any attempts to stop or report her. Why?

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

Your last good ping-pong ball fell into a narrow metal pipe embedded one foot deep in concrete.
How can you get it out undamaged, if all the tools you have are your tennis paddle, shoe laces, and plastic water bottle, which does not fit into the pipe?

What word does this rebus represent?

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Three ants are going up a hill, one behind the other. The last ant then says to the other ants, 'There is an ant behind me!'' How come?

Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What am I?

I cannot talk, but I always reply when spoken to. What am I?

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Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

I sleep during the day and fly at night, but I have no feathers to aid my flight. What am I?