A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

A bomb goes off.
Carnage.
One person, only a few feet away, survives! How can this be?

Chef Andrea has to light the kitchen stoves to open her restaurant for the day. There are three stoves in the kitchen: A glass stove, a brick stove, and a wood stove. She only has one match. Which does she light up first?

John named his first son Alpha, second Beta, third Charlie and fourth Delta. What is the fifth son's name?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year and yet they're not twins. How can this be ?

How can you spell "White of an egg" in one word?
Hint: I know you can spell coke, poke, and joke.

A man is sitting in a bar when a rich man sits next to him. He turns to the rich man and says, “Did you know I know almost every song that has ever existed?”

The rich man laughs. The man then says, “I bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it. The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Jamie Armstrong-Miller?” Minutes later, the man collects his cash and the rich man goes home cashless. What song did the man sing?

If EELS + MARK + BEST + WARY = EASY

What does HELP + BARK + WARD + LEAD equal?