A pond had 60 fish, out of which, all but 20 died.
How many fishes are now present in that pond?

There are are five things wrong with this sentence; only geniuses will be able to to spot all of the mitstakes

What occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

It is raining today at 11:59 am. What is the probability of sunny weather after 72 hours?

The world's largest Thanksgiving turkey was on display at a fair. Everyone was admiring it when suddenly a woman ran up and shot the turkey and left. Everyone knew her yet nobody made any attempts to stop or report her. Why?

You walk into a room where there are three primates held in their respective cages:
1) A lion who is eating the flesh of a goat.
2) An orangutan who is playing with blocks.
3) A donkey who is sitting idle.

Who is the most intelligent primate in the room?

A thief enters a store and threatens the clerk, forcing her to open the safe. The clerk says, “The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you’ll never get the code.” But the thief manages to guess the code on his own. How did he do it?

In a jungle where there are no street lights or any other artificial source of lights, I notice a black snake crossing the road.
How did I get sight of the snake?

If EELS + MARK + BEST + WARY = EASY

What does HELP + BARK + WARD + LEAD equal?