John and his wife were living in a rural place. On a particular day, John's wife fell ill and he called the local doctor. When the doctor picked up, he said, "Doctor, my wife is ill. She might have appendicitis."

"This can't be possible! I took out her appendix two years ago myself," the doctor explained.

When diagnosed, John's wife was found to have appendicitis. How can this be possible?

A Car driver was heading down a street in Washington. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a 'no left turn' sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the right side of the road past a cop car. Still, he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Cristina was born in 1888. She just had her 30th birthday today how did that happen?

Yesterday I fell from 30 feet high ladder but I don't get hurt. Why?

Take 9 from 6, 10 from 9, 50 from 40, and leave 6.

How Come ??

The world's largest Thanksgiving turkey was on display at a fair. Everyone was admiring it when suddenly a woman ran up and shot the turkey and left. Everyone knew her yet nobody made any attempts to stop or report her. Why?

What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone's number pad?

Take away the whole and some still remain. What is it?

If all Goats are Sheep and all Sheep are Deers, are all Deers Goats ?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?