A Car driver was heading down a street in Washington. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a 'no left turn' sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the right side of the road past a cop car. Still, he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Yesterday I fell from 30 feet high ladder but I don't get hurt. Why?

I start and end with 500 and carry a 5 in my heart. But I require the first letter and the first number to be complete. I am the name of a King.

Who am I ?

A thief enters a store and threatens the clerk, forcing her to open the safe. The clerk says, “The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you’ll never get the code.” But the thief manages to guess the code on his own. How did he do it?

There was an aeroplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?

What does the following represent?

N N N N N N N

A A A A A A A

C C C C C C C

There are are five things wrong with this sentence; only geniuses will be able to to spot all of the mitstakes

No one wants to have it, but if one got it, he does not want to lose it. What is It?

You walk into a room where there are three primates held in their respective cages:
1) A lion who is eating the flesh of a goat.
2) An orangutan who is playing with blocks.
3) A donkey who is sitting idle.

Who is the most intelligent primate in the room?

Irene killed hundreds of people mercilessly and yet the police were not able to put her behind the bars. Why?