The teacher told the student that if he told a lie then he will be expelled from school and if he told the truth then he still is expelled from school.

What can a student say to prevent his being expelled from school?

There are 2 people near the river and both of them want to get on the other side. The boat can only take one of them. But they got across.
How?

In two decks of cards, what is the least amount of cards you must take to be *guaranteed* at least one four-of-a-kind?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

As you can see that fifteen matches have been used to form an arrangement. What you have to do is remove any six of them to make them ten.

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

A little girl goes to the store and buys one dozen eggs. As she is going home, all but three break. How many eggs are left unbroken?

As a whole I am both
safe and secure.

Behead me and I become
a place of meeting.

Behead me again and I am
the partner of ready.

Restore me, and I become
the domain of beasts.

What am I?

What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone's number pad?