I am lying and I always lie. Tell me whether I am lying or telling the truth.

What does the below image rebus riddle means ?

If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

A man hijacks an aeroplane transporting both passengers(8 of them) and valuable cargo. After taking the cargo, the man demands nine parachutes, puts one of them on, and jumps, leaving the other eight behind. Why did he want eight?

Can you solve this picture maths equation?

Who always enjoys poor health?

Can you identify the hidden rebus in the image below?

My location can be determined by the below rebus.
So where am i ?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

He runs but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?