Peter wakes up daily to pick up his cycle and crosses the border between Spain and France daily with a bag on his shoulder. He is investigated daily by the officials but they don't find anything suspicious.

If we tell you that he is smuggling something what would it be?

A Child was born in Lahore, Pakistan.

Still child is not a Pakistani citizen.why ?

I noticed one of the words in the oxford dictionary is spelled incorrectly. What about you?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

A cat had three kittens: Snophy, Topsy and Jorden. What was the mother's name?

Solve the alphametic puzzle by replacing the alphabet with the number.

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While house hunting in London, I came across a very good leasehold property Discussing the lease the landlady told me:

'The property was originally on a 99 years lease and two-thirds of the time passed is equal to four-fifths of the time to come. Now work it out for yourself and see how many years are to go!

I never was there, I am always to be.
You have never ever seen me, not ever you will.
Yet I am the confidence of everyone.

Who Am I?

Can you tell a 3D object that has just two surfaces?