I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.

There are people and strange monkeys on this island, and you can not tell who is who (Edit: until you understand what they said - see below). They speak either only the truth or only lies.
Who are the following two guys?
A: B is a lying monkey. I am human.
B: A is telling the truth.

I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?

There is a place where if I stand up straight, I will still be considered sideways.

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Cristina was born in 1888. She just had her 30th birthday today how did that happen?

You stand in front of two doors. A guard stands next to each door. You know the following things: one path leads to paradise, the other leads to death. You cannot distinguish between the two doors. You also know that one of the two guards always tells the truth and the other always lies. You have permission to ask one guard one question to discover which door leads to paradise. What one question would you ask to guarantee you enter the door to paradise?

I am the fastest animal but cannot climb the tree. What am I?

Something Extraordinary happened on May 6th 19778 at 12:34am what was that?

I know a nine-letter word having only one vowel.
Do you ?