You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

An artist while painting a scenic beauty, decides to paint three layers of blue colour on the sky.

Which layer will go on the first?

When it's bad luck to meet a black cat?

Which country gets ill every time?

Buy me, smell me or deliver me, I do not change.

Who am I?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

How can you make a TV, a bed, a dog, and a car liquid?

Doctor Alex and a bus driver John are both in love with the same woman named Olivia. The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days, Before he left he gave Olivia 10 apples.