You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A man has a barrel filled with oil that weighs 100 pounds, and then he puts something into it. Now the barrel weighs less than 100 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test paper it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: 'What is the risk?'.Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?

Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?

I am quite hot but become too cold if you remove the first two letters. What am I?

I can turn polar bears white.
I can make anyone dance.
I can make everyone cry
I can make your hands clap
I can make you thin.
I can make you smile.
I can make you smile

Can you guess the riddle?

Forwards I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?

There are three cows, two dogs, and one cat: How many legs do you have?