A Child was born in Lahore, Pakistan. Still, the child is not a Pakistani citizen. why?

There are are five things wrong with this sentence; only geniuses will be able to to spot all of the mitstakes

What does this rebus mean?

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It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,

What is it?

A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

2 ladies and 2 girls need to cross a river in a boat big enough for 1 LADY or 2 girls. How do they do it?

What does the below rebus riddle means?

Find the Next Number in the Sequence

2 9 3 1 8 4 3 6 5 7 ?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; That which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves?