What has 13 hearts but no other organs?

At my favorite fruit stand,
an orange costs 18,
a pineapple costs 27,
and a grape costs 15.
Using the same logic, can you tell how much a mango costs?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

My location can be determined by the below rebus.
So where am i ?

Which is faster, Heat or Cold ? Explain.

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

You walk into a room where there are three primates held in their respective cages:
1) A lion who is eating the flesh of a goat.
2) An orangutan who is playing with blocks.
3) A donkey who is sitting idle.

Who is the most intelligent primate in the room?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

If you remove one from eleven, it becomes ten. If you remove one from nine, it becomes ten.

How is this possible?