A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

It begins where the time ends.
Its second is an expression of surprise.
Its third is a question.
Its fourth is urinate.
It ends with a drink.

Which country it is?

The horse jumps over the king.
Strangely there is absolutely no scratch on him.

Can anyone explain, how is this possible?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

A sea diver is a real show-off. He showed everyone that he can hold his breath underwater for 15 minutes.

I went to the diver and told him that I can be underwater for double the time i.e 30 minutes.
He responded that he will give me 100$ if I would be able to do it. I won 100$.

What did I do?

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

Which part of London exists in France as well ?

There are three cows, two dogs, and one cat: How many legs do you have?