Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

Why is the Hole below a Lock?

Count The number of F's in the paragraph below:

"FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS"

You knock a Table over in the library, and suddenly 20 eyes are looking at you.

I can turn polar bears white.
I can make anyone dance.
I can make everyone cry
I can make your hands clap
I can make you thin.
I can make you smile.
I can make you smile

Can you guess the riddle?

There were three women in all the swimming costumes!
One was happy and the other two were sad!
The happy one was crying and the sad ones were smiling.
Why was this?

What month of the year has 28 days?

If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?

What does this simple rebus mean?

Do you know of a place where the wind blows south and then suddenly shifts direction towards the north?