Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

What kind of band never plays music?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

What does this rebus means ?

PROG WORKRESS

Name a key which is hardest to turn.

What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

A Detective reviewed the information they had on the case so far.

A lady named 'Caterina' was found shot and they already had a list of suspects - Ankit, Tarun, Harish, Manoj and Manish.
The killer is a fan of challenges him by leaving notes ad various places.
* The first was found in a toilet room.
* The second was found in an art room.
* The third was in a restroom.
* the fourth in an underwater room.
* The fifth at the no-smoking room.

All of the notes read the same thing, 'The clues are where you find the notes.' Yet, nothing was found at any place the notes were.
Detective the genius, immediately solved the case.
Who was the killer?

There's a day, that comes around once a year.
To celebrate the man, you hold dear.
He gave you life, love and will pick you up if you fall.
When it comes to guys like him, He's the best of all.
Who is he?

They are the five precious gems of an everyday sort and all can be found on a Tennis Court. Who are they?

It walks on 4 when its young, walks on 2 when it's older, and walks on 3 when its very old?