Count the squares in the matchstick puzzle below?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

Your last good ping-pong ball fell into a narrow metal pipe embedded one foot deep in concrete.
How can you get it out undamaged, if all the tools you have are your tennis paddle, shoe laces, and plastic water bottle, which does not fit into the pipe?

I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?

Can you figure out the logic I used to decide the order of the following words:
gun, shoe, spree, door, hive, kicks, heaven, gate, line, den

There are are five things wrong with this sentence; only geniuses will be able to to spot all of the mitstakes

There are 2 people near the river and both of them want to get on the other side. The boat can only take one of them. But they got across.
How?

Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

A mad serial killer kidnaps people and forces them to play the game of 2 pills with them, In this game, there are pills in the table and one of them is normal pill while the other one is deadly poisonous.
The victim will choose one pill and the killer will pick the other pill and both simultaneously will swallow the pill with water.
victim dies every time.

One day the serial killer kidnaps the Joseph and forces him to play the same game with him.

Joseph solves the mystery of the two pills and remains alive.

Explain?