The Little ant seems to be always confused. Do you know why?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

Can you convert the number zero(0) into a positive number using just one mathematical operator ?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

You have four chains. Each chain has three links in it. Although it is difficult to cut the links, you wish to make a single loop with all 12 links. What is the fewest number of cuts you must make to accomplish this task?

I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?

A bomb exploded in a room full of married couples and no one died. How?

A farmer and his neighbour once went to Emperor Akbar"s court with a complaint. "Your Majesty, I bought a well from him," said the farmer pointing to his neighbour, "and now he wants me to pay for the water."
"That"s right, your Majesty," said the neighbour. "I sold him the well but not the water!"?
The Emperor asked Birbal to settle the dispute. How did Birbal solve the dispute?

What common phrase is represented by the below lines

Easy going:
Weak, 'I'm going.'
Tough, 'I'm staying.'

Medium going:
Weak, 'I'm going.'
Tough, 'I'm staying.'

Tough going:
Weak, 'I can't do it, I'm staying!'
Tough, 'Let's get going.'