You walk into a room where there are three primates held in their respective cages:
1) A lion who is eating the flesh of a goat.
2) An orangutan who is playing with blocks.
3) A donkey who is sitting idle.

Who is the most intelligent primate in the room?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

A Child was born in Lahore, Pakistan. Still, the child is not a Pakistani citizen. why?

What three numbers, none of which is zero, give the same result whether they’re added or multiplied?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

what does the below math rebus puzzle mean?

Can you count the number of quadrilaterals in the picture below?

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

A man is found hanging dead from the ceiling of a room. The room’s dimensions are 15 x 15 x 15. The man is only 6ft tall and the rope was only 2ft long. There are no windows and only one door to the room. The door is bolted shut from the inside, and a puddle of water is under the man. How did he kill himself?

A Car driver was heading down a street in Washington. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a 'no left turn' sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the right side of the road past a cop car. Still, he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?