If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

The captain of a ship was telling this interesting story: "We travelled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly." How can that be possible?

Identify The phrase in the picture.

Can you count the number of matches in the picture below ?

All of the flowers I have are orchids except two. All of the flowers I have are hibiscuses except two. All of the flowers I have are roses except two.

Can you tell me how many flowers I have?

Always in you, Sometimes on you;

If I surround you, I can kill you.

What am I?

Mother's Name is Mrs. SIXTY TWO
Son's Name is FIFTY TWO
Daughter's Name is FORTY TWO
What is Name of Father?

How much will a 38° angle measure when looked at under a microscope that magnifies ten times?

How can you make a TV, a bed, a dog, and a car liquid?