John named his first son Alpha, second Beta, third Charlie and fourth Delta. What is the fifth son's name?

Irene killed hundreds of people mercilessly and yet the police were not able to put her behind the bars. Why?

Yesterday I fell from 30 feet high ladder but I don't get hurt. Why?

John was driving a bus and got stuck when passing through an underpass. Then came Jacob with a needle and got the bus out of the underpass.

What did the boy do?

In a football game, Christina defeated Teresa by 2 - 0 but no man from either side scored. How can this be possible?

You walk into a room where there are three primates held in their respective cages:
1) A lion who is eating the flesh of a goat.
2) An orangutan who is playing with blocks.
3) A donkey who is sitting idle.

Who is the most intelligent primate in the room?

A man was telling some of his war stories to his grandchildren.
"When the World War I was on the verge of end, I was awarded for my bravery for I had saved a group of my men." He coughed and then added, "When we were fighting in northern France, an enemy soldier threw a grenade at us. Before it could explode, I picked it up and threw it away. For my act of bravery, right before the war ended, A General gave me a sword engraved with the words "Awarded for Display of Bravery and Heroism in World War 1"."

Hearing this, one of the grandson spoke up. "Grandpa, this is not a true story. It can"t be true!"

The truth is that it was not. How did the grand children know it?

Take away the whole and some still remain. What is it?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

What is the longest word in the dictionary?