A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

I am a five-letter word and people eat me. If you remove the first letter I become an energy form. If you remove the first two letters, I am needed to live. Scramble the last three letters and I am a drink. What word am I?

A Doctor always sneezes before the rain. Doctor sneezes, Will it rain?

I speak without a mouth, and hear without ears. I have no-body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

What is the largest amount of money that you can possess in change and still if someone asks you for a dollar, you won't be able to give?

What number comes next in this sequence:
7 8 5 5 3 4 4 _

You knock a Table over in the library, and suddenly 20 eyes are looking at you.

Thomas has missed an excessive number of days of school, so he must meet with Principal Davis. Mr. Davis asks him "Why on Earth have you missed so many days?" Thomas replies "There just isn't enough time for school. I need 8 hours of sleep a day, which adds up to about 122 days a year. Weekends off is 104 days a year. Summer vacation is about 60 days. If I spend about an hour on each meal, that's 3 hours a day or 45 days a year. I need at least 2 hours of exercise and relaxation time each day to stay physically and mentally fit, adding another 30 days. Add all of that up and you get about 361 days. That only leaves 4 days for school." The principal knows Thomas is full of it, but can't figure out why. Where is Thomas going wrong?

How will you measure 15 minutes using two hourglasses of 7 minutes and 11 minutes respectively?

What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?