A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

You see me once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May. What am I?

Can you name some countries which do not have the alphabet 'A' in them?

What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?

2 ladies and 2 girls need to cross a river in a boat big enough for 1 LADY or 2 girls. How do they do it?

1. Where does Easter come from before Valentine's Day?

2. Do you know what is in the middle of Valentine's?

3. What did the lady bee say to the man bee on the occasion of Valentine's Day

Decode the below four famous ciphers:

8P of the SS
1M of the E
1S of the SS
60M in 1H

I have nine bottles of wine and one of the nine bottles is poisoned.
I need to find the poisoned bottle with two facts
(1) Poison is deadly, only a sip will cost death
(2) I have two mice to do so.

How should I do it?

Can you find the 09 errors in the picture below?

The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?