A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

While preparing the table for dinner, wife came up with an idea to tease his mathematician husband. She asked her husband to pick nine toothpicks and make ten without breaking any toothpick.

The husband was also smart and did it within seconds. How ?

Spot the cat in the picture below

The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?

Can you find the odd number in the following?

2716, 4135, 5321 and 7145

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

One day, all the courtiers from Akbar's court were gathered in the assembly hall when one of them told the Emperor that all his valuables had been stolen by a thief the previous night.
This shocked the Emperor to his core as the place where that courter stayed was the most secured in the kingdom. The Emperor thought that it is not at all possible for an outsider to enter into the courtier's house and steal the valuables. Only another courtier could commit this crime. He quickly called Birbal to identify the thief.
Birbal thought for a while and successfully solved the mystery by identifying the thief in just one statement.
What did Birbal say?

Can you solve the below algebraic mathematical equation?

(J+O+I+N+T)3 = JOINT

Can you guess the name of the month by looking the below rebus ?