A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

A beggar on the street can make one cigarette out of every 6 cigarette butts he finds. After one whole day of searching and checking public ashtrays the beggar finds a total of 72 cigarette butts. How many cigarettes can he make and smoke from the butts he found?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

What number divided by 4 is the same as that number minus 4?

Decode below three cipher riddles:

26 L of the A
7 D of the W
1000 Y in a M

What's the best place to go shopping in the ocean?

Different lights make me strange by changing me into different sizes. What am I?

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Two men play a dice game involving roll of two standard dice. Man X says that a 12 will be rolled first. Man Y says that two consecutive 7s will be rolled first. The men keep rolling until one of them wins.

What is the probability that X will win ?