A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

The sum of a mother, her baby and her dog's weight is 170 Kg. How much does the baby weigh if the mother weighs 100 kg more than the combined weight of the baby and the dog, and the dog weighs 60 per cent less than the baby?

If you remove one from eleven, it becomes ten. If you remove one from nine, it becomes ten.

How is this possible?

What has 13 hearts but no other organs?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

A patient was diagnosed with some ailment. He was given five different tablets to take at night at an interval of 15 minutes.

How long will it take the patient to consume all the five tablets?

I get hot but I never sweat,
I cook food but I am not a chef,
I have a door but you can't enter me,
I have a light but I am not a lamp.
Who am I?

Why Aeroplane windows are round?

I travel all around the world but always stay in the corner. What am I?