A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

How many times in a given day, minutes and hour clock comes in a straight line ?

Rectify the following equality 101 - 102 = 1 by moving just one digit.

If 5 cats catch 5 mice in 5 minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse?

I taste better than I can smell. Who am I?

Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

It has five wheels, though often think four, You cannot use it without that one more, You can put things in it, you can strap things on top, You can't find it in the market, but you can still go shop. What is it?

What can you see in the middle of March and April that you can never see in any other month?