A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

You knock a Table over in the library, and suddenly 20 eyes are looking at you.

Can you find out what is missing?

1 3 5
2 4 ?

Hint: It's not six. Think out of the box.

I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business.

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?

I am the first thing you need while camping.
I am always with the person named Marcos Valencia and Carrick.
But Pogba Zlatan and Rooney think I am wasteful and do not need me.
I am the second to the last thing to add when you are making a patch.

What am I?

What has a bottom at the top?

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

It walks on 4 when its young, walks on 2 when it's older, and walks on 3 when its very old?

Why is it very easy to weigh a fish?