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Can you tell us the current time?

A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

Two boys were admitted to a school. When the headmaster asks them about their parents, they tell him that they have same parents (father and mother). On further inquiry, it turns out that they both share the same date for their birthday.

"Are you twins," ask the headmaster.
"No," replies the boys.

Is it possible?

When my father was 31 I was 8. Now he is twice as old as me. How old am I?

What is full of holes but still holds water?

The teacher told the student that if he told a lie then he will be expelled from school and if he told the truth then he still is expelled from school.

What can a student say to prevent his being expelled from school?

If you go to the movies and you're paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?

What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?

John went to buy some expensive, foreign chocolates. He only had Rs 100 with him. When he reached the shop, he got out and know that on those chocolates, there was a 15% import duty and 5% VAT.

How much worth chocolate should he buy so that he can accommodate it in Rs 100?

The picture shows the dice results in each couple of throws. If they are actually following a pattern, can you find out the missing one?