A deaf and mute man goes to the train station. Tickets for the train are 50 cents each. The man goes to the ticket booth and hands the man inside just a dollar. The man in the booth hands him two tickets.

How did the man in the booth know to give him two tickets without even looking at him?

What month of the year has 28 days?

What you cannot hold but it is yours?

I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I?

who is silent in the parliament?

Andrew’s doctor gives him three pills and tells him to take one every half hour. How much time will have passed by the time Andrew’s taken all three pills?

What part of Turkey has the most feathers?

Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

I have a hole in my back and legs I lack.
I live where I can’t breathe and I eat without teeth.
What am I?

I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?