How can one talk without saying a single word?

You walk into a room where there are three primates held in their respective cages:
1) A lion who is eating the flesh of a goat.
2) An orangutan who is playing with blocks.
3) A donkey who is sitting idle.

Who is the most intelligent primate in the room?

After a heavy Thanksgiving meal, the night watchman went to work. In the morning, he told his boss he had dreamed that a saboteur planted a bomb in the factory and that he felt it was a warning. The boss promptly fired him. Worker confused, Why boss fire him?

Find the Next Number in the Sequence

2 9 3 1 8 4 3 6 5 7 ?

The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. Can you tell what it is?

The horse jumps over the king.
Strangely there is absolutely no scratch on him.

Can anyone explain, how is this possible?

Can you decipher the below rebus?

PBLUESAISNUERSES

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

Identify Me

Hint1: I am a god
Hint 2: I am a planet
Hint 3: measurer of heat

If 21x = 79x, what is the value of x?