What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

A worker is to perform work for you for seven straight days. In return for his work, you will pay him 1/7th of a bar of gold per day. The worker requires a daily payment of 1/7th of the bar of gold. What and where are the fewest number of cuts to the bar of gold that will allow you to pay him 1/7th each day?

When is the top of a mountain similar to a savings account?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

There were three women in all the swimming costumes!
One was happy and the other two were sad!
The happy one was crying and the sad ones were smiling.
Why was this?

In two decks of cards, what is the least amount of cards you must take to be *guaranteed* at least one four-of-a-kind?

4 fathers, 2 grand-fathers and 4 sons went to watch the movie.What is the minimum number of tickets they need to buy ?

Solve the equation by replacing the alphabet with numbers.

MOM + MOM + NO = BOOK=

A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog’s name?