I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?

What number when divided in half becomes zero?

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

Doctor Alex and a bus driver John are both in love with the same woman named Olivia. The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days, Before he left he gave Olivia 10 apples.

When it's bad luck to meet a black cat?

I have no doors but I have keys, I have no rooms but I have space, you can enter but you can’t leave! What am I?

There was a strange boy who was born before his father. How can this be possible?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

I can write cow in 13 letters.

Can You?

How can you make a TV, a bed, a dog, and a car liquid?