Why Aeroplane windows are round?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

Different lights make me strange by changing me into different sizes. What am I?

Wednesday, Steve and Pam go to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they pay the bill. But Steve and Pam do not pay the bill. So…who does?

how come the second man dies?

using four eights (8) and a one (1) and one mathematical symbol , create the number 100

Which tank will fill first?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

A woman is sitting in her hotel room and hears a knock at the door. She opens the door to see a man whom she’s never met before. He says, “I’m sorry, I have made a mistake, I thought this was my room.” He then goes down the corridor and into the elevator. The woman goes back into her room and calls security. What made the woman so suspicious of the man?

Why blonde cannot dial 911?