If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

When I asked a girl's name she told me her name is the date '07/09/2001'.

I thought for a few seconds and then I got her name. Do you?

John was so frustrated to be the suspect of being a sleeper terrorist that he shoot himself right between the eyes with a revolver in his toilet. The revolver and the bullets were accurate. Minutes later John walks out of the toilet unharmed.
How can this be possible?

John replied, when asked how old he was. In 2 years he will be twice as old as he was five years ago.' How old is he ?

There is a place where if I stand up straight, I will still be considered sideways.

I have a head like a cat and feet like a cat, but I am not a cat. What am I?

There was a competition where the contestants had to hold something. At the end of the event, the winner was a person who had no hands or feet. What was it that the contestants had to hold?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

What has a ring but no finger?