What is the word or phrase?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

Move four matchsticks to the below square to form three squares?

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

When you stop to look, you can always see me. But if you try to touch me, you can never feel me. Although you walk towards me, I remain the same distance from you. What am I?

There is a box full of marbles,
all but two are blue,
all but two are green,
and all but two are red.

How many marbles are in the box?

Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

Two batsman each on 94 runs. Seven runs needed to win in last 3 balls. Both make 100*. How?

A Miser man decided to go on a vacation for a month. He goes to the bank and asks for a trip loan of $500. The bank officer asks the man that the loan can only be approved when he mortgage some valuable thing at the bank. Miser man mortgages his only car whose worth was a whopping $80000. The Bank officer laughed at him and approve the loan instantly. After vacation when the miser man returns, the bank officer asked him "Are you an idiot, why is your mortgage such an expensive car for such a short loan?".

Miser man replied with some reason and the bank officer agreed that the miser man is actually not an idiot.

What did miser man reply to the bank loan officer?.