When 99 is considered higher than 100?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

Who always enjoys poor health?

How can you tell a raw egg from a hard-boiled egg?

I cannot talk, but I always reply when spoken to. What am I?

What goes up but never comes down?

A mother bought three dress for her triplets daughters(one for each) and put the dresses in the dark. One by one the girls come and pick a dress.
What is the probability that no girl will choose her own dress?

I don't get anymore wetter, no matter how much rain falls on me.

Arrange the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 above and below the division line in a manner that the thus formed fractions equal to 1/3.

(You can use one number only once)

What is common among 11, 69, and 88?