I am first found in caves, now prolific online; I am a depiction, a drawing, a symbol, or sign. I will convey whichever mood you could wish; or for that matter, a fist, flask, or fish. What am I?

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?

What am I?

No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?

What is full of holes but still holds water?

Who has married many women but was never married?

There's a day, that comes around once a year.
To celebrate the man, you hold dear.
He gave you life, love and will pick you up if you fall.
When it comes to guys like him, He's the best of all.
Who is he?