I always drive my customer away.

Who am I?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

I know a nine-letter word having only one vowel.
Do you ?

A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?

There are are five things wrong with this sentence; only geniuses will be able to to spot all of the mitstakes

If you paint a brown house white it will become a white house. If the stoplight changes from red to green, then the light is green. So, if you throw a white shirt into the Red Sea, what will it become?

A network of 20 x 10 squares is given to you.

Can you calculate how many unique squares and rectangles can be formed combining two or more individual squares ?

You have to put a letter on the following to make it a meaningful word. The only challenge is that you can't use 'E'.

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