What famous saying does this rebus mean?

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A boy and his father are caught in a traffic accident, and the father dies. Immediately the boy is rushed to a hospital, suffering from injuries. But the attending surgeon at the hospital, upon seeing the boy, says 'I cannot operate. This boy is my son.' How is this situation explained?

It is raining today at 11:59 am. What is the probability of sunny weather after 72 hours?

John enters a small room. The Door Closes.
When the door opens, John is in a larger room.

Explain?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?

What do the following words have in common?

Assess
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo

There was an aeroplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?

If in a code language, DISTANCE is written as IDTUBECN and DOCUMENT is written as ODDVNTNE, the how will THURSDAY be coded as in the same language?

During an interview, the interviewer ordered hot coffee for the candidate to relieve the stress. The coffee was kept before him. After a minute, the interviewer asked him, 'What is before you?' He replied 'Tea'.

The candidate was selected immediately. Why?