What does this Rebus Picture means ?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

James ordered a fishing rod, priced at $3.56. Unfortunately, James is an Eskimo who lives in a very remote part of Greenland and the import rules forbid any package longer than 4 feet to be imported. The fishing rod was 4 feet and 1 inch, just a little too long, so how can the fishing rod be mailed to James without breaking the rules? Ideally James would like the fishing rod to arrive in one piece!

Find the number of squares in the below picture

I have a five and a three-gallon jar. Assuming there is an infinite supply of water, how can I measure one-gallon water?

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

He digs out tiny caves and stores gold and silver in them. He also built bridges of silver and made crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs his help, yet many people are afraid to let him help them. Who is he?

A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?

John is on an island and there are three crates of fruit that have washed up in front of him. One crate contains only apples. One crate contains only oranges. The other crate contains both apples and oranges.

Each crate is labelled. One reads 'apples', one reads 'oranges', and one reads 'apples and oranges'. He know that NONE of the crates have been labeled correctly - they are all wrong.

If he can only take out and look at just one of the pieces of fruit from just one of the crates, how can he label all of the crates correctly?

You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?