Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

In a rainy season, one day 3 huge ladies walked under a normal-sized umbrella.
The umbrella is not huge enough to accommodate all 3 ladies yet not a single lady got wet. Why?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

How is a fly different from a mosquito?

If you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?

Can you identify the famous TV character from the rebus below?

It can't be seen, can't be felt, can't be heard, and can't be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after, Ends life, and kills laughter.
What is it?

There are 4 big houses. They are made from the materials: red marble, green marble, white marble and blue marble.

* Mrs Jennifer's house is somewhere to the left of the green marble one and the third one alone is white marble.
* Mrs Sharon owns a red marbles house and Mr Cruz does not live at either end, but lives somewhere to the right of the blue marbles house.
* Mr Danny lives in the fourth house, while the first house is not made from red marble.

Who lives where, and what is their house made from?

How far can you walk into the woods?

Many have heard it, but nobody has ever seen it, and it will not speak back until spoken to. What is it?