Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

What number does the below three word/phrase identify and why?
1. Deck
2. Year
3. Singing in the Rain

How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?

I always drive my customer away.

Who am I?

I have nine bottles of wine and one of the nine bottles is poisoned.
I need to find the poisoned bottle with two facts
(1) Poison is deadly, only a sip will cost death
(2) I have two mice to do so.

How should I do it?

Decode the below four famous ciphers:

8P of the SS
1M of the E
1S of the SS
60M in 1H

Assume the given figure to be a delicious doughnut. Yes, now you can concentrate more on the puzzle. So you have this delicious doughnut in your refrigerator when your friends come knocking at the door. There are eight of them. Now you have to make three cuts in this doughnut so that each one of you nine people can enjoy a piece of it. Neither you nor your friends would mind the size of their piece as long as they are getting it. How will you do it?

Client Dempsey living in one of the East Coast states of the U.S. was talking to Landon Donovan, who was living in the West Coast state of the U.S.

Dempsey: What time is it?
Donovan: Wow, It is the same time here.

How is this possible?

A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?

What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?