Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

Consider this: Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Prince doesn’t have one. The Pope has one but never uses it. Bill Clinton has one and uses it all the time. What is it?

There is a family that live in a round house. The two parents go out for a movie and leave a babysitter to watch their son. They come back and the kid was not there. Some one kidnapped him. The maid said she was cleaning in a corner. The cook said he was making pizza. The babysitter said she was getting a board game. Who kidnapped him.

Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.

Find three numbers such that

* When we multiply three numbers, we will get the prime numbers.
* The difference between the second and the first number is equal to the third and second.

If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

Out of four images which one is the odd one out?

How many triangles can you find in this given picture?