Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

John was so frustrated to be the suspect of being a sleeper terrorist that he shoot himself right between the eyes with a revolver in his toilet. The revolver and the bullets were accurate. Minutes later John walks out of the toilet unharmed.
How can this be possible?

What is full of holes but still holds water?

What is the centre of gravity?

Rob is taller than Edwin, and Jurgen is shorter than Rob.
Of only one of the following statements, we now certainly know it is correct:

A.Edwin is taller than Jurgen
B.Jurgen is taller than Edwin
C.It cannot be determined if Jurgen or Edwin is the tallest.

There is a straight highway. Four different villages lie on that highway. The distance between them is different. The third village is 60km away from the first village; the fourth is 40 km away from the second; the third is 10 km near to the fourth that it is to the second.

Can you calculate the distance between the fourth and the first village ?

Today, I celebrated my 32nd birthday but I was born in 1972.
How is this possible?

Spot the cat in the picture below

What type of tree can I carry in my hand?

Which three-digit number, made of consecutive digits, like 567, is 2 less than a cube and 2 more than a square?