Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

John enters a small room. The Door Closes.
When the door opens, John is in a larger room.

Explain?

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

How can you make number one disappear by adding something to it?

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

You have two strings whose only known property is that when you light one end of either string it takes exactly one hour to burn. The rate at which the strings will burn is completely random and each string is different.

How do you measure 45 minutes?

Name the three-letter word that can complete the below words?

A) L O _ _ _ E
B) E D U _ _ _ E
C) _ _ _ E R
D) _ _ _ T L E

How many triangles can you find in this given picture?

How is the moon similar to a dollar?

Can you find a seven digit number which describes itself. The first digit is the number of zeros in the number. The second digit is the number of ones in the number, etc. For example, in the number 21200, there are 2 zeros, 1 one, 2 twos, 0 threes and 0 fours.