Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

Count the number of balls in picture below:

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

If your uncle’s sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?

What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?

Find the next number in the following series:
6, 14, 26, 98, __?

John named his first son Alpha, second Beta, third Charlie and fourth Delta. What is the fifth son's name?

There is a shop where written:
Buy 1 for $1
10 for $2
100 for $3
I needed 999 and still only paid $3. How could this be financially viable for the shop-keeper?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Can you identify the hidden rebus in the image below?