Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

There is a place where if I stand up straight, I will still be considered sideways.

Spot the cat in the picture below

If 21x = 79x, what is the value of x?

Which word does the below Plexor means ?

Things are just as they seem, right? Well, check again.
Can you count the number of tigers in this picture ?

You walk into an old horror house. It has no power or plumbing. Once inside, you see three doors. Each door has a number on it. Behind each door is a way for you to die. Behind door number one, you die by getting eaten by a lion. Behind door number two, you die by getting murdered. Behind door number three, you die by an electric chair. You can’t turn back, so you have to go through a door. Which door do you go through?

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

With the help clues provided in the image, can you find the 5 digit key?

Replace the question mark with the correct number, given the pair of numbers exhibits a similar relationship?

? : 3839 :: 11 : 1209