Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

What has a bottom at the top?

One night, a woman receives a call from the police. They tell her that her husband was murdered and that she should come to the crime scene as soon as possible. The woman drops the phone, shocked, and drives 20 minutes to the crime scene. As soon as she reaches the crime scene, the police arrest her and she is convicted of murder. How do the police know she committed the crime?

What is the word or phrase?

What month of the year has 28 days?

There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

What is it?

Many have heard it, but nobody has ever seen it, and it will not speak back until spoken to. What is it?

Nine marbles are arranged in the image below. Can you slide two marbles to form a square?

Three men in a cafe order a meal the total cost of which is $15. They each contribute $5. The waiter takes the money to the chef who recognises the three as friends and asks the waiter to return $5 to the men.

The waiter is not only poor at mathematics but dishonest and instead of going to the trouble of splitting the $5 between the three he simply gives them $1 each and pockets the remaining $2 for himself.

Now, each of the men effectively paid $4, the total paid is therefore $12. Add the $2 in the waiters pocket and this comes to $14. Where has the other $1 gone from the original $15?

Can you count the number of squares in the figure below?