If 5 cats catch 5 mice in 5 minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse?

Identify Me

Hint1: I am a god
Hint 2: I am a planet
Hint 3: measurer of heat

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

Can you find the 09 errors in the picture below?

Forwards I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?

A mad serial killer kidnaps people and forces them to play the game of 2 pills with them, In this game, there are pills in the table and one of them is normal pill while the other one is deadly poisonous.
The victim will choose one pill and the killer will pick the other pill and both simultaneously will swallow the pill with water.
victim dies every time.

One day the serial killer kidnaps the Joseph and forces him to play the same game with him.

Joseph solves the mystery of the two pills and remains alive.

Explain?

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do ?

What common phrase is represented by the below lines

Easy going:
Weak, 'I'm going.'
Tough, 'I'm staying.'

Medium going:
Weak, 'I'm going.'
Tough, 'I'm staying.'

Tough going:
Weak, 'I can't do it, I'm staying!'
Tough, 'Let's get going.'

Something Extraordinary happened on May 6th 19778 at 12:34am what was that?