I throw two dice simultaneously.

What is the probability of getting a sum as 9 of the two numbers shown?

There are 2 people near the river and both of them want to get on the other side. The boat can only take one of them. But they got across.
How?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

what does the below rebus means?

I am under you when I am whole.
I shift above you if you remove the first letter.
I come all around you if you remove the second as well.

Can you tell me who I am?

When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

I am dry when I go inside, but wet when I am pulled outside.
The longer I am inside, the stronger I get
When I am completely out, I am wet and I literally sag
Who am I?

Twenty frogs are sitting on a log floating on the surface of a river. Two of them decide to jump off into the water.

How many frogs are there on the log at this moment?

You are in a land where thirty men and two women were dressed in classic black and white dresses.
They begin to fight as soon as any of them move.

Where are you?

In a jungle where there are no street lights or any other artificial source of lights, I notice a black snake crossing the road.
How did I get sight of the snake?