What does this Rebus Picture mean?

The day after tomorrow will be three days before Tuesday. Can you find out what is today?

I can be made.
I can be cracked.
I can be told.
I can be played.

Who am I?

What question can you never answer yes to?

Can you solve the below geography rebus by decoding the below rebus ?

A man was going to bleach his socks because they had gotten muddy the day before. As he was pouring the bleach into the washing machine, he spilt some on the floor. He got some cleaning fluid and mopped it up with a rag. Minutes later he was dead. What killed him?

Birbal was jester, counsellor, and fool to the great Moghul emperor, Akbar.
The villagers loved to talk of Birbal's wisdom and cleverness,
and the emperor loved to try to outsmart him.
One day Akbar (emperor) drew a line across the floor.
"Birbal," he ordered, "you must make this line shorter, but you cannot erase any bit of it."
Everyone present thought the emperor had finally outsmarted Birbal.
It was clearly an impossible task.
Yet within moments the emperor and everyone else present had to agree that Birbal had made the line shorter without erasing any of it.
How could this be?

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

What numbers should go on the bottom line?
3 6 9 15
8 2 10 12
11 8 19 27
19 10 29 39
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The Little ant seems to be always confused. Do you know why?