What does this Rebus Picture mean?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

What demands an answer, but asks no questions

Our product and our sum always give the same answer. Who are we?

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth, I am dissolved into air. What am I?

I taste better than I can smell. Who am I?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

What has a ring but no finger?

What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?