What do you get if you add 2 to 100 four times?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.

There is a hypothetical state between the USA and Mexico border 'Tango'.
Here 70 percent of the population have defective eyesight, 75 percent are hard of hearing, 80 percent have Nose trouble and 85 percent suffer from allergies, what percentage (at a minimum) suffer from all four ailments?

What does below rebus means ?

A cat had three kittens: Snophy, Topsy and Jorden. What was the mother's name?

What is the centre of gravity?

Okay before we begin with the puzzle, do keep in mind that you have to answer it quickly.

You are participating in a car race. Seeking the perfect moment, you overtake the second person in the race. What positions are you in now?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?