Can you find the thief by just looking at the picture below?

A man was telling some of his war stories to his grandchildren.
"When the World War I was on the verge of end, I was awarded for my bravery for I had saved a group of my men." He coughed and then added, "When we were fighting in northern France, an enemy soldier threw a grenade at us. Before it could explode, I picked it up and threw it away. For my act of bravery, right before the war ended, A General gave me a sword engraved with the words "Awarded for Display of Bravery and Heroism in World War 1"."

Hearing this, one of the grandson spoke up. "Grandpa, this is not a true story. It can"t be true!"

The truth is that it was not. How did the grand children know it?

A man says, "Brothers and sisters, have I none, but that man's father is my father's son." Who is that man?

If I put in one bird per cage, I have one bird too many. If I put in two bird per cage, I have one cage too many. How many cages and birds do I have?

A man died, leaving $10,000,000 for his widow, 5 sons and 4 daughters. Each daughter received an equal amount, each son received twice as much as a daughter, and the widow received three times as much as a son.

How much did the widow receive?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

How many minutes are there in Feb 2017?

Note: The shortest answer is the correct answer.

Why is Saturday stronger than Monday?

1 + 9 + 8 = ?
considering, 28 + 8 + 92 = 10

I don't get anymore wetter, no matter how much rain falls on me.