Two guards were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyone approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, "Why are you smiling?"

How did he know his companion was smiling?

There is something which you can be arrested for attempting but not for successfully completing.

I always drive my customer away.

Who am I?

I have a mouth but I don't eat.
I have a bank but have no money.
I have a bed but i dont sleep.
I wave but have no hands.

Who Am I ?

You see a mathematical expression in the picture. Can you think of a movie that this expression refers to?

Always in you, Sometimes on you;

If I surround you, I can kill you.

What am I?

who is silent in the parliament?

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do ?

What does this mean?

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10+10 and 11+11 can give you the same answer.

Explain how?