What question can you never answer yes to?

I am under you when I am whole.
I shift above you if you remove the first letter.
I come all around you if you remove the second as well.

Can you tell me who I am?

Two guards were guarding the camp.Guard-1 was looking towards the south to make sure no threat is coming from the road.Guard-2 was looking at the north to make sure no threat is coming from the top. Suddenly Guard-1 ask the Guard-2 why he is smiling?How Guard-1 knows that Guard-2 is smiling?

I noticed one of the words in the oxford dictionary is spelled incorrectly. What about you?

You have three orange, two pink and five purple balls in the drawer beside your bed. There is no electricity and the room is entirely dark. How many balls must you take out to ensure at least one ball of each colour at least?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

If 24H in a D => 24 hours in a day.
What does "64S on CB" stand for?

What goes up but never comes down?

A man is lying dead in a field where no one is around. His head is split open and his legs are disfigured. Near to him, there is an unopened package. No living organism can be found anywhere at the crime scene.

How did he die?

A cat had three kittens: Snophy, Topsy and Jorden. What was the mother's name?