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There are are five things wrong with this sentence; only geniuses will be able to to spot all of the mitstakes

This is a simple one. You just have to count the number of Fs in the given sentence.

Finished Files are the result of years of scientific study combined with the experience of years.

How many did you count?

No one wants to have it, but if one got it, he does not want to lose it. What is It?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

Who has married many women but was never married?

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

Three fair coins are tossed in the air and they land with heads up. Can you calculate the chances that when they are tossed again, two coins will again land with heads up?

How old is your son? asked a man to his neighbour. My son is five times as old as my daughter and my wife is five times as old as my son. I am twice as old as my wife whereas my grandmother, who is celebrating her eighty-first birthday is as old as all of us put together.

How old is the man's son ?