what does the below rebus means?

Decode below three cipher riddles:

26 L of the A
7 D of the W
1000 Y in a M

How can you make a TV, a bed, a dog, and a car liquid?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

Can you count the number of children in the picture below

A word I know has six letters it contains, remove one letter and 12 remain. What is it?

Suppose that you are trapped on the surface of a frozen lake. The surface is so smooth and ideal that there is no friction at all. You cant make any grip on the ice and no wind is blowing to help you out. You have just a mobile phone with you which has got no reception disabling you to call for help.

How will you plan your escape before you freeze to death on the frozen lake?

Which city is three-fifths chick two third cat and 50% goat?

I start and end with 500 and carry a 5 in my heart. But I require the first letter and the first number to be complete. I am the name of a King.

Who am I ?