What occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day?

John was driving a bus and got stuck when passing through an underpass. Then came Jacob with a needle and got the bus out of the underpass.

What did the boy do?

If all Goats are Sheep and all Sheep are Deers, are all Deers Goats ?

What mathematical symbol can be put between 5 and 9, to get a number bigger than 5 and smaller than 9?

What is common among 11, 69, and 88?

A pond had 60 fish, out of which, all but 20 died.
How many fishes are now present in that pond?

What does the following represent?

N N N N N N N

A A A A A A A

C C C C C C C

What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone's number pad?

There was a blind beggar living on the footpath of a street. Suddenly one day, the beggar's brother died. What was the relation of the blind beggar with the person who died?

PS: Brother is not the answer.

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?