What occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

500 women soldiers are arranged in an array of ten rows and fifty columns in accordance with their respective heights. Now, the tallest woman from each row is asked to move out in the front. From them, the shortest one is labelled as Alpha. They are then asked to resume their original position.

Now, the shortest woman in each column is asked to come out in front. The tallest among them is labelled as Beta.

Can you find out if Alpha will be taller or Beta?

John named his first son Alpha, second Beta, third Charlie and fourth Delta. What is the fifth son's name?

Yesterday I fell from 30 feet high ladder but I don't get hurt. Why?

If you paint a brown house white it will become a white house. If the stoplight changes from red to green, then the light is green. So, if you throw a white shirt into the Red Sea, what will it become?

There are 2 people near the river and both of them want to get on the other side. The boat can only take one of them. But they got across.
How?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

'Ferrari driver' easily beats the 'force driver' in a two-car race. How did Indian newspapers truthfully report so to look as a 'force drive' had outdone the 'Ferrari driver'? Think!!!

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?