You walk into a room where there are three primates held in their respective cages:
1) A lion who is eating the flesh of a goat.
2) An orangutan who is playing with blocks.
3) A donkey who is sitting idle.

Who is the most intelligent primate in the room?

In a football game, Christina defeated Teresa by 2 - 0 but no man from either side scored. How can this be possible?

A deaf and mute man goes to the train station. Tickets for the train are 50 cents each. The man goes to the ticket booth and hands the man inside just a dollar. The man in the booth hands him two tickets.

How did the man in the booth know to give him two tickets without even looking at him?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

What occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day?

There was a blind beggar living on the footpath of a street. Suddenly one day, the beggar's brother died. What was the relation of the blind beggar with the person who died?

PS: Brother is not the answer.

Name one eight-letter word with 'kst' in the middle, 'in' the beginning, 'and' at the end.?

1 + 9 + 8 = ?
considering, 28 + 8 + 92 = 10

You have to put a letter on the following to make it a meaningful word. The only challenge is that you can't use 'E'.

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Chef Andrea has to light the kitchen stoves to open her restaurant for the day. There are three stoves in the kitchen: A glass stove, a brick stove, and a wood stove. She only has one match. Which does she light up first?