How many minutes are there in Feb 2017?

Note: The shortest answer is the correct answer.

No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

Why blonde cannot dial 911?

Until it is measured, not known. Yet how you miss it when it has gone. What is it?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Find the next number in the series below

21 32 54 87 131 ?

Replace the question mark with the correct number.

2 + 2= 4
3 + 3= 18
4 + 4= 48
5 + 5= ?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?