Using eight eights and addition only, can you make 1000?

What does this rebus means ?

There are people and strange monkeys on this island, and you can not tell who is who (Edit: until you understand what they said - see below). They speak either only the truth or only lies.
Who are the following two guys?
A: B is a lying monkey. I am human.
B: A is telling the truth.

Why did Buffon take the goal with him after every Juventus match?

What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?

What is more useful when it is broken?

Your job is to measure 45 minutes if you have only two cords and matches to light the cords.

1. The two cords are twisted from various materials, so their different segments can burn at different rates.
2. Each cord burns from end to end in exactly one hour.

Describe your way of measuring the 45 minutes.

Why Aeroplane windows are round?

If,

Akriti = 631
Levis = 521
Sroti = 521
Aneel = 533
Then,
Sunil =?

They are the five precious gems of an everyday sort and all can be found on a Tennis Court. Who are they?