Using eight eights and addition only, can you make 1000?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

Using exactly three matchsticks, can you divide the area into two equal parts?

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.

What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?

Why is it very easy to weigh a fish?

What is the word or phrase?

Find out the missing number in the picture attached:

The dirtier I get, the whiter I look. Who am I?

What can you catch but never throw?