Using eight eights and addition only, can you make 1000?

The cream is heavier than Milk. True or False?

What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?

Which is the rope you never skip with?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

Two batsman each on 94 runs. Seven runs needed to win in last 3 balls. Both make 100*. How?

Make a sentence consisting of three words that have the whole alphabet.

There are people and strange monkeys on this island, and you can not tell who is who (Edit: until you understand what they said - see below). They speak either only the truth or only lies.
Who are the following two guys?
A: B is a lying monkey. I am human.
B: A is telling the truth.

What four weights can be used to balance from 1 to 30 pounds?

Can you decipher these quotes by Albert Einstein?
Blf xzm mvevi hloev z kilyovn lm gsv ovevo lm dsrxs rg dzh xivzgvw.